“The Mad Ravings of The Joker” Part I

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Batman nor Joker, all characters mentioned are the property of D.C. Comics. Also I DID NOT take this line for line from the comics nor animated film. This is a completely unique monologue. This is purely fan made for entertainment. Hope you enjoy.

Y’know, it’s ok to be angry over the small things. Yes, I know people have been through worse things losing parents and other family members, domestic abuse, poverty, and other worldly problems. Now those people have a right to be angry, or sad. Hell! They’re entitled to feel all the emotions in the book after going through all that crap, and this is going to sound cliché but at the same time life is too short to not express who you are and how you feel. You could wake up one morning the sun is shining, there’s a spring in your step, and everything’s right with the world. You head outside to take in the day and…BAM! A bullet drills through your skull or a truck mows you down flat as a pancake, either way you’ve just taken the last breathe you’ll ever take, and you never even saw it coming. Of course people will grieve, people will mourn and cry and all that, but in the end the days will pass and life will go on as it always does. Yes it’s the bitter cruel joke the world has in store for us and the sick part is we don’t get the punchline till’ we’re all 6 feet under! Do you understand now kiddies? Rich or poor, scholar or lunatic we’re all gonna end up as worm chow. But that’s why there’s no point in holding back how you feel! Feelin’ happy? Stop and smell the roses! Feelin’ sad and under the weather? Find a shoulder to cry on, as long as it ain’t mine kay? (Winks) Angry? Throw a tantrum, stomp your feet, punch a bat in the face! It always works for me heh, heh, heeeh. And best of all, if your feeling that good ol’ jolly Joker jive! Nothing beats blowing up a few buildings, or squirting a little acid in someone’s face! C’mon kiddies! Shout it to the rooftops with me! Express yourself! Ah ha ha haaaaa! But remember, there’s only so much crap you can take! Until eventually, all you can do..is laugh. But! That’s a story for another day. So until next time kiddies. Be good! Stay in school! Don’t talk to any bat freaks! And above all else…smile. Hm, hm, hm, heh, heh, heh, heh. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! AAAHH! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAA!

That’s all for now. If you enjoyed be sure to hit that like button it would put a big ol’ smile on your Uncle J’s face don’t forget to follow and share this with your friends. See ya later kiddies. 🙂


Just a little heads up

Joker(DC Comics) is one of my favorite characters to write monologue’s for, what’s more interesting than writing from the perspective of a madman like him? So you may be seeing a lot of Joker related monologue’s but I promise he’s not the only one I do. Thanks for visiting and I hope you all enjoy.

The Mad Ravings of the Joker Part II

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Joker nor any of the characters mentioned in this monolgue, all characters mentioned are the property of D.C. Comics. Also I DID NOT take this line for line from the comics nor animated film. This is a completely different monologue, though there are some similarities. This is purely fan made for entertainment. Hope you enjoy.

Have you ever felt it Doc? That stiff, uneasy feeling you get when
something’s bothering you? It’s stifling and suffocating and the more you try to igno
re it the more it claws away at your insides! And I’ll let you in on a little secret…you already know what’s bothering you, but you have no idea how to make it stop! For nights you toss and turn, twist and shout with the memories of your discomfort rattling in your skull. You try your hardest but you can’t stop thinking about the death of your loved one, or the girl who was stolen from you, or
even if you should’ve ordered the steak last night instead of the lobster! All those thoughts are like thunderbolts striking at your brain, piercing through your skull, it’s so unbearable!! And that’s when it finally happens, your first step into a whole new world coupled with a brand new lease on life! Now I know what your thinking. “What, pray tell caused this
new outlook on the world?” Well my dear, I’ll tell you. (Beckons you to lean in close, looks around a whispers) It was….complete and utter madness!! Ah, ho, ho, hooooo! Madness my darling!
Beautiful madness! Complete insanity! When the world comes crashing down around you, what are you gonna do? Stand around and wait to get crushed or
find a way to save your sorry ass? The answer is neither! You get the heck out of there and lose your frickin’ marbles! Ah, ha ha, haaaaaaa! Juggle balls in traffic, ride a unicycle down the freeway, sing showtunes to a bunch of babies in a nursery. Who cares? No one! That’s who! That’s one of the perks about being insane you just. Stop. Caring! Ah! Ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!! And don’t think of it as an easy way out, think of it as being the only way out. Wanna escape all the pain and suffering of the world? Here’s your ticket. But I warn you, once you get on there’s no going back, ah, ha, ha, haaaa. It’s scary isn’t it?
Knowing that at any moment of any day something could knock you right off your rocker, and send you straight over the edge of insanity never to return, then you’ll get to experience life as I do and I assure you, it’s a real hoot! (Door swings open and orderlies come to take Joker away) But in other news, I guess that’s all I have for now. Can’t have you diving to deep into my mind,
it can be a real scary place. So until next time. Ta, ta, for now doc!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! AH! HA! HA! HA! HA!

That’s all for now folks! Sorry this took so long, with the pandemic, racial injustices and everything. It’s been a lot on the old noggin but now I’m back and I’ll try to post a little more frequently. Until next time, ta ta! 😁

“The Mad Ravings of The Joker” Part III

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Batman nor Joker, all characters mentioned are the property of D.C. Comics. Also I DID NOT take this line for line from the comics nor animated film. This is a completely unique monologue. This is purely fan made for entertainment. Hope you enjoy.

Harley, my dear sweet Harley..do you wanna know what I hate about society the most? It’s not the fads or the trends or even those stupid dances kids are doing nowadays, they all have no rhythm if you ask me but that that’s a different story. No, no it’s the expectations, society has all these ridiculous standards that they expect us to live up to, you go from bouncing on daddy’s knee, to learning the Pythagorean Therom, to trying to get lucky at your first college party then before you know it, WHAM! You’ve retired after working 40 years at some dead end job and now your just waiting for the old dirt nap to hit! And when you look back on it the only fun thing you can remember are the Saturday game nights at your neighbor Bill’s place, or in my case, ducking from Batarangs on Tuesdays in the alley heh, heh, heh! What I’m saying is, why does society get to dictate what we can and can’t do? What we’re qualified for? And what to frown upon? I swear you all think I’m crazy! But ain’t that the pot calling the kettle black? Ha, ha, ha. Ooohh I’ve never been so happy to be looney in my life! All these rules and regulations! One expectation after another it’s enough to drive anybody insane….come to think of it this whole world should be flooded with Jokers, all who have lost their minds from cracking under the ridiculous pressure society has put on them and anger at that same society that makes it harder and harder to live up to those stupid expectations! It’s madness I tell you MADNESS!! AHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Everyone just hides behind this facade that everything will work out eventually but we all know that’s a load of crockpot…that reminds me, MONTY! Call up Killer Croc tell him I need a favor for later!

Monty: B-but boss I don’t think he has a phone

You think I don’t know that!!? It’s a figure of speech! Just go stick your head in the sewers! He’ll come to you! It’s so hard to find good help these days…Now where was I? Oh yes, CROCKPOT! We’re all just supposed to put on a happy face and pretend like nothing is wrong with this great empire that of regulation that’s been “built to help us?” Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there??!AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! But this is another perk of being a madman Harles I have no one to answer to but myself, I don’t play by anyone else’s rules but my own, they think I’m crazy because I don’t play by their rules and I think they’re crazy because they made rules to play by.



Uh oh sounds like the boys actually managed to find him and he doesn’t sound too happy…perfect! C’mon Harley! Let’s go show these fools why it doesn’t pay to follow the rules! 

Harley: Oh puddin’ you’re so poetic!


That’s all for now folks! As I said before I’m going to start posting more often. Can i give you an exact time however?….Hmmm let’s say about every 1-2weeks sounds fair! Oh and the next monologue won’t be a Joker one but it will be another DC character. Until then my friends, ta-ta for now!😁

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